Thursday, August 4, 2016

-Trump claims election process rigged if he loses.
-Comics fans claim Rotten Tomatoes illegitimate 'cause of bad reviews for new film.
-The film is called "Suicide Squad."
-Which aptly describes Trumps campaign.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Today in Awesome Korean Mom Hilarity

(My mom is babysitting my son Jack, who is resisting her attempts to clean him up post-lunch)

Mom: What are you doing? You're dirty Chinese, dirty Chinese!

(I give my mom a strange look)

Mom: Oh, in Korea, we call anyone dirty "Chinese."

Me: That sounds racist.

Mom: Yes, we are racist.